Your sophomoric column reminded me that last week I wrote a letterto the Hall of Fame president [Dale Petroskey] congratulating him onhis original decision to retract the invitation to the radical leftHollywood pair [Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon]. I now intend towrite him another one, this time decrying his decision to waffle onwhat had been a good call.
Joe A.
Unreliable sources say Petroskey likes melted butter and syrupwith his waffles.
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Instead of installing barrier fences, restricted beer sales andincreased police presence, I suggest we tighten security at U.S.Cellular Field by just refusing to admit drunken Cub fans.
Mike …
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